Ann Clwyd £400 for food?

The gravy train will be leaving the station in ten minutes. Would all passengers please make their way to platform 1 as soon as possible. Reserved seats only.

You mugs!

Well, the person in question said (allegedly) that the money was not only for her food but for the 40 camels(ceffyl crwmps)parked outside , then there's the C.C.C.C's (Ceffyl Crwmp Cachu Collectors) food, they are working round the clock so she can have plenty of Shit to feed to us. So i say, don't be so bluddy selfish and eager to criticise. Try getting your faeces(a Tuareg word meaning:- Facts)right first.

PS: Although we in the valleys are thought of as being thick as cachu, we can take great pride in the fact that ,since being given the right to vote, we have been an electorate of animal lovers. I forget who coined the phrase now, I think it was that great Bard Twmos Twp Tresalem,who said " If A Donkey Stood For Labour In The Valleys, It Would Be Voted In !" Nothing has changed after akl these years, except,now, we're voting for bluddy CAMELS!!