Speculation is rife

There is a buzz in the Cynon valley lately, with talk of, flags, bunting, and flowers, festooning the streets, and commities being formed to organise street parties in honour of the state visit from the Arabic Peoples Foreign Affairs Minister who will be flying in on a whistlestop tour by a little known tour operator called Tuareg Transport,So don't be alarmed if you see a tatty old carpet flying past with a camel on it carrying a veiled rider and a bucket of cachu ceffyl crwmp,this is a necessary precaution in case any of the voting population have had a gutsfull of being fed cachu tarw and may be fooled by sampling cachu ceffyl crwmp instead. But be warned , whether it's tarw ,or ceffyl crwmp, the end result is still the same, ....She Who Has Been Conspicuous By Her Absence, will still be feeding us SHIT!!