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Whilst attending,that paragon of virtuosity,the icon of accademic excellence .Nay!Nay! that fortress of fair play, the BASTION Of superior intelligencia.yes that's right'you've got it ABERTAFF!!!!,Nennycase, one day we were in the Eng Lang room and that gargoyle of a teacher, the one with the buck teeth like Red Rum, and a head of hair like a tump of cwtch grass,come to think of it her breath smelt a bit Red Rummish as well, I can't bring myself to utter her name , but you know her ,she's the one Apollo used to fancy, and used to lend her his chewing gum to keep her glasses on, anyway , i swear this is true(I think)one who writes on her whose nackname is , A CLUE........YOUR HAIR WHEN IT'S BEEN PERMED,PLUS YOU TAKE A DOG FOR A WALK ON THE END OF ONE, Got it !?, Right, well ,Curleyleads was asked by her Wartness, to give the meaning of the word ornithologist. and after a lot of hums and ars, replied.... " A randy Vicar who walks round like a tripod all day!!.......Miss." He still bares the scars to this day!!
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Hello dmj, Sorry I've not
Hello dmj,
Sorry I've not conversed lately, been busy carrying clecks for the council.
The hiding came about because I thought she asked for the definition of ORNITHEOLOGIST, not the one that likes birds. It made it worse when I told her that Apollo thought she had the legs of a thirteen-year-old,---Red Rum.
Hell, it didn't half sting.
Oh here we go again-the daft
Oh here we go again-the daft boys taking the Michael out of our wonderful old teachers. But.........I remember asking her what was the difference between a walrus and a female english teacher and when she didn't know the answer I told her "One has whiskers and smells fishy and the other is a Walrus, Miss" Can you explain why she frogmarched me down to the Head?????
But more up to date. I read this and thought I would share it with you (if your from Abertaf someone local will help you with the words)
Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout. He reads it. "The country is in good hands under the new President, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries."
Gordon thinks, "It sounds pretty good, this time machine, I'll ask it a similar question," so he asks, "What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he's just staring at it.
"Come on Gordon" says Barak, "What does it say?"
Gordon replies, "Buggered if I know! It's all in Arabic!"